Dear Tumblr
I find you exhausting. I only follow like 12 blogs right now and you are just way too much to sift through. Sorry we don’t spend time anymore. I promise I will be back to you eventually, when I get bored, probably on football days when facebook sucks a fatfat dick.

One of the best words EVER!!
“pound town on the fuck truck” made me lol.
Snugglefucks are the best fucks, hands down. Anything that starts with being lazy, turns into hard work, and ends with an orgasm is peachy keen in my book. Then back to square 1 and repeat as necessary.
(via itsthebrooke)
All football players go down eventually…. after the game… in the locker room… on each other…. #brokendreams #assortedcreams
mmwhatchasaythatyouonlyshipwell:
edgar allen poe disagrees with something
edgar allen no
egdar allen poe is surprised by something
edgar allen whoa
edgar allen poe fixes a hole in his pants
edgar allen sew
edgar allen poe dies
edgar allen woe
edgar allen poe starts a family business
edgar allen co.
edgar allen poe joins a fraternity
edgar allen bro
edgar allen poe cheats on his wife
edgar allen hoe
edgar allan poe forgets how to spell his own name
edgar allan slow
(via walelawho)
We can follow desires. When we start making fires. We get ever so hot. Whether we like it or not. They say we can love who we trust. But what is love without lust? Two hearts with accurate devotions. What are feelings without emotions?
So I tried…
…to post my Dr. Seuss Goes To The Fights, I was denied. Tumblr why u hate me so.

